But really, people piss me off.

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

(via suspend)

Sep 29

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

(via paynesticks)

Sep 29

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via hotboyproblems)

Sep 29

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(via palmist)

Sep 29
Sep 29

(Source: prettytrashing, via poetic)

Sep 29

(Source: pugswhisper, via camouflages)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via hotboyproblems)

Sep 29

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via encourage)

Sep 29
Sep 29

(Source: disneygifs, via gnarly)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via greed)

Sep 29

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via paynesticks)

Sep 29
Sep 29

(Source: northskyphotography, via subtotalled)

realfr-nds:

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR  YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS

(Source: citzn, via paynesticks)

Sep 29

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via encourage)

Sep 29
soncisco:

hi everyone, my friend cara is missing and everyone is very very worried for her safety, if any of you have seen her or know anything about her disappearance, please contact the police/the number listed. especially to those of you who live in the virginia/dc area.  also please keep her and her family in your thoughts. thank you all #BringCaraHome
Sep 29

soncisco:

hi everyone, my friend cara is missing and everyone is very very worried for her safety, if any of you have seen her or know anything about her disappearance, please contact the police/the number listed. especially to those of you who live in the virginia/dc area.  also please keep her and her family in your thoughts. thank you all #BringCaraHome

(via paynesticks)